plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

methhomework:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass

weloveshortvideos:

hacking the mcdonalds mainframe to access the recipe for the big mac sauce

catanmagnus:

ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ﹐ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ﹐ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ
Pᴜᴍᴘ мυ∂ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴍʏ νєιηѕ
Sʜᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ∂ιяту, ∂ιяту ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ
Ｉ＇ｍ ｎｏｔ ｔｈａｔ ｅａｓｙ．

I love the way you hurt me, baby; it’s irresistible.